JERRY TAKES A DIG:
Jerry used to jog with me when we were in a workout
program 3 evenings a week. I introduced some breathing techniques from Yoga to
the group to help them expand their lungs and increase their oxygen intake.
The next day when he met me at
work he was appreciative of the techniques. He said he had read about Yoga but
did not have any idea that breathing techniques were part of Yoga.
He then asked me "I read
that Yogis always sleep on a bed of nails. Do you sleep on nails too?"
I was not shocked by his question
because many people in the west have only a vague idea about Yoga because of
what they read and the magazines highlight only odd bits such as sleeping on
the nails.
If I have to undertake the
formidable task of changing such public opinion one life time would not be
enough and even then I might end up wasting my time because people only believe
what they want to believe.
To them ‘India = Snake Charmers + Elephants’
and ‘Yoga = Standing upside down, sleeping on a bed of nails.’
But Jerry needed an answer, much
as he would have liked to believe that I might one day teach him to sleep on a
nail bed. I had to politely and firmly dispel such misconceptions for the good
of both of us.
I said "One day not long ago
when I went to bed there was something that disturbed my sleep and yet I didn’t
know exactly what was wrong. I turned this way and that way, adjusted the
pillow. Then everything seemed OK, but after sleeping for a few minutes I woke
up again. There was something biting me at my back. I switched the light on and
without disturbing my wife I tried to see what it was. There seemed to be
something below the sheets. I moved the sheets. There indeed was the culprit- a
hairpin. After I removed it I had no problem with my sleep.
So tell me if a small hairpin can
be so uncomfortable to sleep on, how can I ever sleep on a bed of nails?
There may indeed be some yogis
who have achieved complete control and detachment from feelings and for them it
is immaterial whether they sleep on a mattress or a nail bed. The rest of us
have to be happy with normal beds since nail beds are expensive.
One more important point should
be taken into consideration before you entertain such temptations. The gaps
between the nails will invariably provide free accommodation to bed bugs to
whom biting humans is an endless source of pleasure and protein”.
He started laughing, amused that
bug bites could make any difference to a person who is unaffected by nail
pricks.
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